Bored?

If you are, I've got two sits that will occupy you for at least an hour or so, or maybe even longer.(not guaranteed). What sites you may ask? Just continue reading and you'll find out.

#1: 8Legged Entertainment
Its about an octopus chef named Tako, trust me Its not as lame as It seems. Tako hosts his cooking shoe called Deep Fried Live. The site contains about 8 episodes of DFL. Each lasts around a few minutes. All of them are pretty entertaining to watch.

But most of all, Tako cooks real dishes, not some fake generic crap. Real food, and through out the show, he gives tips and recipes that you can do at home. Apart from that the utensils and ingredients that Tako Is using are damn real. You can even buy It online, linked In the show. Theres also the Food Science Lab, which has a lot of Information about food. If you want to know more about the site, click on the link above.

Here are some screens from the site.
















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DFL page


So, If you just have nothing better to do, visit the site, It might be a few years old, but Its a still a fun, entertaining site. You might learn a thing or two about cooking, literally. In conclusion flash cartoons about cooking = teh awesomeness

#2 : Homestarrunner
Also an entertaining site, It brings random to another level. Theres a lot of content here, so you'll be browsing through the site for hours. There's tons of toons and games, plus the Interactivity of the site makes It so browse-able. The toons are just random but amusing. Homestarrunner provides a whopper of toons, but my favourites are Strong Bad email and Teen Girl Squad.

Strong Bad Email
One of the main characters of the site, Strong Bad replies his fan emails. Strong Bad discusses a wide array of topics from his emails, some are dumb and some are sensible. Cleverly animated and fun to watch.

















Teen Girl Squad
Created by Strong Bad, freakishly random, uses sadistic humour, very funny. Although Its animated using stick men, It suits the comic style that Strong Bad Intended. It contains about 12 issues In counting. Definitely check this out. I really recommend It.



















Two sites for you to browse during boredom. I'll add some more sits to the list when I find a good site.

Theorical thinking

Yes, Sanjaya Malakar has been eliminated from American Idol. I'm not really a big fan of the show, but I usually watch the results show just to see who got eliminated. Yesterday, Mr Malakar had to pack his bags home after he got the least nationwide votes. However, I refuse to believe that It was because of the votes. I believe It has to do with other things......other things.

Time to crack the conspiracy


Theory 1: Sanjaya eats babies, your babies.
I believe that the mass consumption of babies Sanjaya had caused his udder elimination. Many mothers, school teachers, principals and even homeless people had complained about their missing infants during Sanjaya's time In American Idol. I knew he had a dirty secret , just look at him.






















......the lust for babies can be seen In his facial expression.

Therefore,
Sanjaya × the number babies he ate ÷ his head × the ratio of 1:1 - Kenny's fatness + Syafiq's chin weight - (-）proportion of Ransley's hair ≈ the elimination of Sanjaya Malakar


Theory 2: Sanjaya having an affair with Ryan Seacrest.
This theory goes way back during the auditions. I first saw Ryan's craving for Sanjaya when he fondled his pants while Sanjaya's sister was still there. This was the first sign of homosexuality between Ryan and Sanjaya.


















Seacrest, admitting he's gay and likes wet socks on CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 with Anderson Cooper.

Sanjaya refused to give custody of their child to Seacrest, thus causing him to throw wet socks at him before Sanjaya's performance, making Sanjaya sing like a Ransley, slimming his chances of progression. After the incident, Seacrest went on to start a new life with his new boyfriend, Anderson Cooper.

Theory 3: Transgenderity
Many have questioned wether Sanjaya Is a man or a woman. I think he's a transgender. Born girl but Insists that he Is In fact a guy. This arguement about his sexuality can be explained by the many hair styles he had In AI.














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As you can see, the American people didn't like Sanjaya's weird hair do's and got sick of guessing about his gender. The dislike and anger lead to a nude strike by the Transgendered And Homosexual Association (TAHA). TAHA sued Fox and AI for discriminating the transgendered and homosexual. Sanjaya had to leave AI, otherwise AI would have to stop airing.

So there you go, three theories about Sanjaya's elimination

(95% of the theories are based on crap, 5% is factual, and yes, I am aware that the post if crap but It's not my fault If you read It until here just to find that Its crap)

Weird dream much.

Well then, as the title speaks, I had a very strange dream on Sunday, 8th of April. The dream was really just weird. It had nothing to do with anything. It was that random. I've Illustrated a picture below to help give a rough Idea how was It like. So damn weird......




















I saw myself In a classroom. The red blob was where I was sitting. Syafiq (darker blue blob) was sitting beside me. Raynner (lighter blue blob) was In front of me. Timothy Jones and Ting (green and pink blob) was at the back of me. Andrea (purple blob) was on my southeast.

For some reason, Raynner was pissy and dissed me whenever I tried talk to him. I looked at the t.v and I saw Syafiq playing Super Mario Bros with some other people, I couldn't remember who, but there were a few people besides Syafiq playing. I turned back, saw Ting, and strangely she was very close to Timothy as If they were Inseparable while hugging each other.

Then Andrea called me. So I turned to her. We started talking about my blog. She said I wasn't using good vocabulary In my posts. So we talked even more but I wasn't really paying attention to her. I turned, seeing Syafiq banging the controller of some console cause he couldn't pass the level In Super Mario Bros. And all of a sudden, the game crashed, building Syafiq's rage even more. Surprisingly, Ting and Timothy were still hugging each other. Raynner was still pissy at me.

Before anything else could happen, I woke up. Realising the weirdness I have faced. So yeah, my dream was very weird especially about Timothy and Ting. Not gonna happen, Timmy.

300

Well, the craze of 300 had just started In my class this week, even though It was like out a few weeks back. I watched It only last week okay. Anyways, my brain Is just full of 300-ness and I can't really get It out. I even tried to be one of the spartans, using Daryl's rolled up sheets of paper as spears. That Is how much 300-ness Is In my brain.


























Basically, 300 Is based on the graphic novel, 300 If you haven't already known. The movie revolves around King Leonidas, the Spartan King guy (pictured above) and his army In the path of fighting the Persians. 300 brings a lot of historical figures like King Xerxes (the Persian King) , deformed Spartan wannabe guy, Queen Gorgo (Leonida's wife), the Oracle and a lot others even though Its a fictional account of the Battle Of Thermopylae, according to Wikipedia. Strangely enough, the deformed Spartan wannabe guy Is In fact real.

I was surprised that 300 wasn't as violent as I thought It would be. Sure, I got to see the Persians get speared, a Persian guy on a horse getting his arm cut off which fell to the ground, but I expected more blood, gore and even more tearing of limbs, crushing of bones and organs and just more blood spewing everywhere would make the movie even better. Apart from the violence, 300 also contains partial nudity. Don't get me wrong though, I wasn't very excited about the scenes either but Its In the movie so whatever. Its not my fault the producers wanted to add In nudity.























Now off to the real deal. The battle was cool. It was amazing to see how the 300 Spartans fought the million over Persians. The battle against the Immortals was even cooler, especially when Lenonidas chopped the uber Immortal's head off. It would occur that the Spartans would win It, but I would be lying If I said they did. They almost won, massacring most of the Persian soldiers and the Immortals, but they perished after the girly mann, King Xerxe's archers surrounded them and shot them dead. What kind freak of a king looks like a woman? Terrible casting for the Persian King, appearance wise I have to say.

Xerxes did give Leonidas an offer though. Surrender and he may keep his title as King Of Sparta and the Greek warlord guy.He declined, throwing his spear cutting Xerxe's cheek. Hence, Xerxes ordered his archers to fire, killing the 300 Spartans, Leonidas dying last. The narrator guy ends the movie saying the Persians would face an even harder battle. It was hard enough to fight 300, what would they do when they now face 10,000 Spartans and 30,000 Greeks?

Overall 300 Is solid film. I enjoyed It. I would definitely recommend the movie to action movie enthusiasts. I can't really tell every detail of the movie, but I'm just giving the main scenes. Watch It for yourself, Its cooler than pie. For you action movie enthusiasts, don't worry, theres plenty of action to keep you at the edge of your seat.


FOR SPARTAAA!

Oh no

This cannot be happening. This seriously cannot be happening. She's dead. She's not alive anymore. Damn. I cannot believe I can't see her anymore. This is so tragic. Even though we were very different from each other, we'd still kept a close connection. I regret all the times I pissed her off and took her things without permission. I never appreciated the times we spent together. I wish I could just see her one last time.

I heard the news just this morning, 9:00 am approximately. It was noon where she was. Her room mate called my mom immediately after the accident. The person involved, my sister. This was never thought of happening. ever.

My sister and her room mate, Jessie were walking to the Victorian Market to buy some groceries, since It was just a few blocks away from her hostel. Hell broke loose after a pick up truck skidded and crashed Into the people near by In Kings Street. Jessie was lucky enough to get out from there with a few bruises and cuts. My sister, however didn't make It.

My moms still crying outside. My dads having silence now. I'm blogging as you can see. Me and my sister weren't the best of friends. We fought over stuff a lot. We also argued a lot. Oh the times. But at the end of the day, she's my sister, so I accepted the fact that she Is how she Is. I'm writing this entry with blue, her favourite color.

Hope that you're doing well, jie


















(on the right, pay no attention to the person on the left)














For the record, my sister is not dead. Yes, this entry may not be very respectful or nice, but Its initially just for April Fools. Hate me If you want, but just remember Its just a joke.



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