Theorical thinking

Yes, Sanjaya Malakar has been eliminated from American Idol. I'm not really a big fan of the show, but I usually watch the results show just to see who got eliminated. Yesterday, Mr Malakar had to pack his bags home after he got the least nationwide votes. However, I refuse to believe that It was because of the votes. I believe It has to do with other things......other things.

Time to crack the conspiracy


Theory 1: Sanjaya eats babies, your babies.
I believe that the mass consumption of babies Sanjaya had caused his udder elimination. Many mothers, school teachers, principals and even homeless people had complained about their missing infants during Sanjaya's time In American Idol. I knew he had a dirty secret , just look at him.






















......the lust for babies can be seen In his facial expression.

Therefore,
Sanjaya × the number babies he ate ÷ his head × the ratio of 1:1 - Kenny's fatness + Syafiq's chin weight - (-）proportion of Ransley's hair ≈ the elimination of Sanjaya Malakar


Theory 2: Sanjaya having an affair with Ryan Seacrest.
This theory goes way back during the auditions. I first saw Ryan's craving for Sanjaya when he fondled his pants while Sanjaya's sister was still there. This was the first sign of homosexuality between Ryan and Sanjaya.


















Seacrest, admitting he's gay and likes wet socks on CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 with Anderson Cooper.

Sanjaya refused to give custody of their child to Seacrest, thus causing him to throw wet socks at him before Sanjaya's performance, making Sanjaya sing like a Ransley, slimming his chances of progression. After the incident, Seacrest went on to start a new life with his new boyfriend, Anderson Cooper.

Theory 3: Transgenderity
Many have questioned wether Sanjaya Is a man or a woman. I think he's a transgender. Born girl but Insists that he Is In fact a guy. This arguement about his sexuality can be explained by the many hair styles he had In AI.














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Woman














Woman












Undecided














Man



As you can see, the American people didn't like Sanjaya's weird hair do's and got sick of guessing about his gender. The dislike and anger lead to a nude strike by the Transgendered And Homosexual Association (TAHA). TAHA sued Fox and AI for discriminating the transgendered and homosexual. Sanjaya had to leave AI, otherwise AI would have to stop airing.

So there you go, three theories about Sanjaya's elimination

(95% of the theories are based on crap, 5% is factual, and yes, I am aware that the post if crap but It's not my fault If you read It until here just to find that Its crap)