The Truth: Elmo

Elmo from Sesame Street. Who wouldn't recognize this famous character. Some say he's cute, adorable, loving and so on. Elmo earned a reputation by being one of the main characters of the show. Red, furry and small, he was Ideal for a kids show. Elmo has many traits that young kids can look up to him for. That's why rarely can you see a little kid not knowing who's Elmo. Heck, even adults know him.















I really don't know who's the blue guy.


But this doesn't mean Elmo here's perfect. For Instances, McElmo here refers himself to the third person. Who actually does that? You don't refer yourself with your own name now do you? And his laugh, his devious laugh. Despicable. Maybe some of you are thinking? What's your damn point? Well I will be unveiling the truth about Elmo. The dark truth that will make your pants drop twice, or even more.

Brace yourselves, or maybe not.

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Elmo is actually... THE EMO KING!

Elmo's name Is just an encrypted message that hides the fact that's he Is Emo. Elmo - l = Emo. Coincidence? I think not. Why do you think he's so furry, red and has an orange nose. He's the epitome of emotional disorder. Not convinced? The pictures below are solid proof of King Elmo's real self.


























As you can see, the Elmo on the left Is the fake, happy and smiling Elmo. On the right Is the actual Elmo who slits his wrists, wears Gothic clothing and has hair covering one side of his face.
Holding a knife on his left hand, King Elmo relieves his pain by making himself bleed. How typical of him to do so. And Elmo's so emo, he doesn't even wear pants. Being King Elmo, he roams Into the restrooms of buildings, searching and scouting for new accomplices, who maybe In the loo.

Further proof can be found In this video. Tickle Me Elmo Is a popular toy. Tickle Me Emo Is the next best thing.




And yes, he Is wearing pants. I guess he likes to go commando at times. It's not my fault I can't predict whether Elmo wears pants or not. That's like predicting the weather. I certainly can't predict the weather, moreover Elmo's pants.


So don't be fooled by this deceiving character. Especially when or If you are watching Sesame Street, be sure to look out for his crown and his hypothetical pants that he Is not wearing. The world Is a dark place. It's even darker with the presence of King Elmo, the Emo King.

Before I end the post, I have to say,

Cookie Monster > Elmo. Cause Cookie Monster Is teh bomb... and likes cookies... and Is a monster. So screw you Elmo fans. Cookie Monster Is so much cooler.

And yeah, before I forget anything, Happy Easter!