Vamlumtimes

Alright, today's Thursday. And It's Vamlumtimes Day. This year, nothing's changed from last year. Gifts and stuff are given to even the slightest of good looking females. I mean, would It kill you girls to give boxes of chocolates, flowers and stuff to us guys? What a sexist occasion this Is. I'll not elaborate about today cause If I do, that will lower Kenaidy's self esteem. But anyways, this year I have discovered the real reason why do I not receive my buckets of presents, and for this I shall explain It In this simple theory I have thought of.

























My theories are world class. Especially In physics. True that.

The ladies don't have the guts to express their love In me. I don't blame them. I'd be too overwhelming to them anyways. But yeah, do have a joyous Vamlumtimes, cause Vamlumtimes is serious times and don't feel sad If you're not loved, at least you have your mom... and dad... and Insurance.


















That girl got drove over. Tire marks.





HAPPY VAMLUMTIMES/TINES!

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