Wanted (ii)

Name : Kenaidy Adan a.k.a The Gay Retard

Age : 14

Known Crimes : Ruining the flow, acting 'ucak', having incestuous affairs with his many uncles, staring at girls' legs, violating Darren, acting like a retard, being gay with Ransley, molesting himself, touching Kenny, thinking he Is 'all that', snapping his fingers excessively , smelling Federick, seducing toilet bowls, playing with himself, preparing Christmas Dinner, getting turned on by fat people, pretending to be blind and many many many others.

Known Hideouts: His bathroom, waste paper baskets, Tupperware containers, laundry baskets, drawers, bird cages, aquariums, plastic bags, inside his undies, sidewalks, in the middle of the highway, refrigerators and many many many others.

Weak To: Chapati, pencil cases, Indian boys, toilet paper, Hii Shan Wei Ransley, 7 year old girls, fried chicken, naked people, babies, Gunz, Syafiq's chin, Cikgu Najibah, homosexuality, emo people and many many many others.

Danger Level : Very high

Wanted Dead And Alive

Reward For His Capture: 3 cookies.

Might smell you If he sees you. If spotted do not approach.

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