Saturday, February 10, 2007

LML

For the past month or so, me and Daryl, have created a league of extraordinary actions that the boys in our class have done towards the girls. This league Is called LML short for the ' Ladies Man League' . To enter this league, one must have all five of the criteria below.

Qualifications Of LML.
i . One must be smooth when talking to the girls.
ii . One must have no problem socializing to the girls.
iii . One must not be scared of the girls.
iv . One must have the courage to take action to the girls If they make physical contact to them.
v . One must not be intimidated by the girls' looks no matter how pretty or how ugly they are.

Scoring.
1 point for every time a girl talks to them.
2 points for every time you hit them and they hit you back.
3 points for for a group conversation with four three to five girls.
4 points for every time they touch them.
5 points for every time they compliment them.

Deduction Of Points.
10 points will be deducted If any of the participants act gay and flirt to the any of the guys.
5 points will be deducted If any of the participants are discovered that they act like attention
whores to the girls.
1 point will be deducted anytime the participants talk to the commentators, which Is me and
Daryl.

Currently there are six participants In this league. Some of the participants have succeeded and some have failed. The standings of LML are as follows.

Rank 1- Mohd Nadzir 25 points
Rank 2- Eric Ling 22 points
Rank 3- Basil Andy Lease 10 points
Rank 4- Cyrus Wong 5 points
Rank 5- Kenny Chong 3 points
Rank 6- Darren Diewo 0 points

The league Is still going on. I will declare the winner of LML whenever me and Daryl want to. But for now, Nadzir Is on top with 25 points while Darren Is at rock bottom and has yet to gain anything.

This has been a report of LML brought to you by laubenyu.blogspot.com

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