Can I get a hallelujah?

I am back... from my... house. I have finally completed my exams and am ready to take a sabbatical for about two weeks. Alas, I have time for my Assassin's Creed, Call Of Duty 4 and such. I am terribly sorry for not posting anything for the past month, I mean It's not like a lot of people read this blog anyways, but I really didn't feel like typing and posting and reading and thinking and editing and finding and stuff. I always thought this blog could be like the next big thing, but those hopes and dreams are down the drain, like yesterdays chicken. But that doesn't really bother me cause well I care what people think of me In real life and not online.

And besides, I can always try to be big on Youtube or something, so all hope Is not lost. Speaking of Youtube, Fred Is teh awesomeness. Who Is this? Fred. Quality entertainment I have to say. Watch his videos. You will be transformed Into a retard. Okay maybe not, but close. And I'm not gonna embed his videos cause wieners are big and the world Is screwed up by porno.

Other than that, Manchester United are th champions of Europe again. Thats coor babey. Sure, they may have won through penalties, but they still won, so yeah, awesome. What's next? Well nothing. I'm just here to "update" whatever that means.


NOW IT"S TIME FOR A PICTURE OF A GIANT NOSE!




AND EAR!





AND TONGUE!




And I'm pretty much done.