Call Of Duty 4

Developer: Infinity Ward
Publisher: Activision
Release Date: 6 November 2007
Series: Call Of Duty

















I don't really play First Person Shooter games, but when a FPS game that meets the requirements of my PC Is released and the game has gotten very positive reviews, I will buy that game. In this case, Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Though It came out about two months ago, theres no question about the quality of this masterpiece of a game. Sure "It's just a game man, get a life and go out or something" , and that's when all you skeptics are so very wrong.

I have mentioned COD 4 to a few people, and they said what? "Wtf is COD 4?" I mean, Is It so hard to get some recognition over a well made videogame? Only true videogame players will know what Is COD4 and how awesome It really Is. Seriously the game Is like an epic win for Infinity Ward. All the major review sites gave this game at least a 9.0/10, 90%/100% and a 5/5. I've never really played the Call Of Duty franchise cause I never really had the PC that Is required, but now I do. The previous COD's were In World War II but In COD 4, as you might have guessed from the title, It's set In modern times. The present.

I've played the Singleplayer Campaign finished and I have to say, the story/plot Is better than most RPG's (Role Playing Game) which are games with strong storylines. You play as two people, Sergeant Soap Mactavish and Sergeant Paul Jackson. Soap's from the British SAS (Special Air Service) while Jackson's from the USMC (United States Marine Corps). You also get to play a gunship pilot but the main characters are Soap and Jackson. There's this Middle Eastern dude named Al-Asad and this Russian guy named Imran Zakhaev. These two baddies are the main villains In the game. More like 40% Al-Asad and 60% Zakhaev. You'll know why when you play the game.

Altogether there's three arcs. And each arc has like 4-5 missions. But you'll start at the Prologue where Soap Is first Introduced and stuff. Each mission Is absolutely smesifying. Intense action, Intuitive controls, real life physics and most Importantly, the arsenal. You've got your AK 47's, Modified AK 47's, RPD's, M21's, M4A1's, G3's, Dragunov's, C4's, Flash bangs, Grenade Launchers and so much more. You'll find even more weapons In Multiplayer. So what do you get from COD 4?

Excellent gameplay+ Beautiful Graphics+ Intuitive Controls+ Intense Action+ Wide selection of artillery= Teh Awesomeness.

How awesome? So awesome that you'll cream your pants every time you play the game. And you would have to change your pants every hour for your pants are so creamed they melt thus leaving your bottom half nude.

Anyways, to express this pants creaming experience, I'll show screenshots, and lots of them.



































Ohp ohp ohp 22 SAS Regiment.





































Ohp ohp ohp Ship leaking.





































Ohp ohp ohp shadows.























































Ohp ohp ohp Mushroom Cloud.



















Ohp ohp ohp Wanker...


















Ohp ohp ohp Trample'd.



















Ohp ohp ohp Trashhead



















Ohp ohp ohp arm fly off.



















Ohp ohp ohp headshot.



















Ohp ohp ohp Nuclear Warhead.



















Ohp ohp ohp Liar liar leg on fire.



















Ohp ohp ohp liar liar leg get tire'd



















Ohp ohp ohp C4





































Ohp ohp ohp Explosion.

Band Names

There are a lot of strange band names that have already weird'd me out. I mean, It's not like Its that hard to name a band/music group or something right? Totally wrong man. It's a wonder how some band names exist. You just need like a word to three words to create one. Simplicity Is the key. Bands with more than three words In their name have the risk of sounding bad or good. So It's probably better to stick with simple words. So let us start with weird/bad band names now shall we?. The band's music Is not necessarily weird/bad, but the name sure Is. Trust me on this.

Okay here goes.

Weird/ Bad Band Names.

1. Butthole Surfers (Bad)












Seriously? That's the best they could think of?

Band Member 1 : Hmm... what should we name our band?
Band Member 2 : I don't know.
Band Member 1 : Hey, why not we name our band the Surfers? Eh?
Band Member 2 : Nah, sounds too cheap. Why not... the Butthole Surfers? Since we love
surfing and enjoy looking at butts with their holes, I mean why not?
Band Member 1 : Genius, pure genius.

I'm sure that's how they got the name.


2. Test Icicles (Bad+Weird)













Test + Icicles = Testicicles. Testicicles sound like testicles.

Imagine someone saying testicles Instead of "Test Icicles"

"Hey Joe, wanna go to the Testicles, In concert? I've got two tickets"
"Testicles? Porno? I'M SO IN"
"Uh, no the band, Testicles"
"Your balls play music?"
"Ah never mind"

Smart.


3. Meat Loaf (Weird)














Alright Meat Loaf Isn't really a band but a guy. But a musician nonetheless.

Real Name: Marvin Lee Aday
Date of Birth: September 27, 1947
Occupation: Singer, lead singer of The Neverland Express
Favourite Food: Presumably meatloaf.

It'll be Ironic If he hates meatloaf or something.


4. Mando Diao (Really Weird)













Strangely, this rock band Is from Sweden. The name sounds like It was done by some 12 year old Malaysian kid. It sounds like mandul diao. Sure mandul diao doesn't sound that weird unless you're a Malaysian like me. People here speak as If their language was jumbled pieces of crap which Is using the three main languages here, Malay + Chinese + English. So therefore...

Mandul (Malay) - Infertile
Diao (Chinese slang) - Semexual Intercouse

Infertile Smex. How sweet would that be?

That's what you get for being Swedish.


5. Def Leppard (Weird+Bad)












Deaf Leopard. Nuff Said.

Why would you name your band Deaf Leopard and spell It as Def Leppard? Doesn't make sense. If you want It to be Deaf Leopard, then name It Deaf Leopard, not Def Leppard. Really people back then had bad taste In band naming. Freaks from the 80's with their mullets and guitar breaking and such. But yeah, though their name reeks of failure, their music Is pretty good.

But yeah It's better than the Butthole Surfers so they're not the worst In band naming.

Butthole Surfers, seriously why?

3rd January 2008

Yesterday,

School started for me and may I say that It Is certainly unflattering. You ask why? Well I had to sit with Wilson ' gay whore' Phua on my very first day. Oh but why did you seat with him If you don't like him? Three words. No.more.seats. I came at like 6.30 AM and there were only four vacant seats. Screw those people who came at like 5 something to sit at the middle. Yeah screw you people with a screw not just any screw, but a rusty one. That's right. Then you're jaws will get locked because you have lock jaw.

Well If you don't know who Wilson Is, I will gladly describe him for you. Picture a boy. A boy who Is of moderate height, who's hair Is better shaved off because of his terrible always gel'd hair and looks just gagging because It looks wet all the time and wet hair really Isn't nice unless you have rabies or something. Wilson has a distinct personality as he complains about girls not socialising with him even when they approach to him. Why? Apparently he's afraid of making any contact with the female gender. And he complains that the girls hate him and stuff when he himself Is a pen0r brain. Also, he also likes to act like he's all that and pose when no one Is looking at him. So basically Wilson Is an arsehole. Nuff said.

Moving on, when I first came to my class, I noticed one thing. I noticed that the majority of the girls who had their hair changed, well they all didn't work. Most of them at least. Here's an Illustration depicting the monstrosity. Not every girl had the same hair but a few did so yeah.




















Seriously, It just doesn't work. Girls, If anyone of you have the same hair as depicted In the picture and happen to read this entry, change your hair. It's for the better. But this only Implies to lower standard looking girls which Is exactly what my class Is made from. Not all, just a handful. Maybe a bunch, okay a lot of them. I'm not sexist or anything, most unfortunately It's factual. I can't be blamed for anything. It's just how It Is.

But yeah, besides the fact that Wilson Is sitting beside me and the failed whacked out hair dos', my first day went well. I met up with my comrades, shared weenerific experiences, embraced some stupidity and some other stuff. I just hope someone moves Into my class and kicks Wilson outta his seat and peace shall be restored.


(Oh and the people who stole my seat early In the morning, yeah you girls have no weeners, not to mention nice hair. Lastly for those people who despise me for Insulting other peoples' hair, well sue me If you're able to or maybe call the fashion police or something. So yeah, try.)