I am back... from my... house. I have finally completed my exams and am ready to take a sabbatical for about two weeks. Alas, I have time for my Assassin's Creed, Call Of Duty 4 and such. I am terribly sorry for not posting anything for the past month, I mean It's not like a lot of people read this blog anyways, but I really didn't feel like typing and posting and reading and thinking and editing and finding and stuff. I always thought this blog could be like the next big thing, but those hopes and dreams are down the drain, like yesterdays chicken. But that doesn't really bother me cause well I care what people think of me In real life and not online.
And besides, I can always try to be big on Youtube or something, so all hope Is not lost. Speaking of Youtube, Fred Is teh awesomeness. Who Is this? Fred. Quality entertainment I have to say. Watch his videos. You will be transformed Into a retard. Okay maybe not, but close. And I'm not gonna embed his videos cause wieners are big and the world Is screwed up by porno.
Other than that, Manchester United are th champions of Europe again. Thats coor babey. Sure, they may have won through penalties, but they still won, so yeah, awesome. What's next? Well nothing. I'm just here to "update" whatever that means.
Name : Wilson Phua a.k.a Whimsical Willie Age : 15 or younger. Known Crimes : Watching gay porn, erecting to adolescent boys, singing, blogging, acting cool, speaking bad Mandarin, squatting on chairs, acting horny with teachers, being a boy, Insulting fat people, playing sports, styling his hair, being a Comitea wannabe, thinking he's a MILF, liking girls, swearing Incompletely, touching himself, moaning while touching himself, moaning behind his younger sister and many many many others.
Known Hideouts: Under chairs, window panes, closets, litter boxes, grass, Roshan, plastic containers, aluminium cans, cement, the Internet, wooden houses, piles of leaves, chicken coops, zinc rooftops, paddy fields, bushes, Inside his pants, behind pillars, under saw dust and many many many others Weak To: Girls, boys, gay porn, porn in general, transsexual people, crabs, Ah Bengs, rubber, glue, Mdm. Tan Mee Lan, Nelson, paper cuts, exercise, fashion sense, Algebra, pigeons, Ting Yeng Ping, your mom, midgets, 30 year old men and many many many others.
Danger Level : Lower than the ground
Wanted Dead And Not Alive
Reward For His Capture: No cookies.
Might moan If he sees you. If spotted do not approach.
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There Is one box In my sister's/computer room. What exactly Is In this box? Stuff that I have no Interest In, but I'm sure there are some people who are. The contents Inside the box Isn't anything peculiar as It Is an everyday Item that can be found anywhere, literally.
This Is the said box. I might regret showing you this, but I'll do It anyways. I cannot believe there are such things, dwelling In the crevices of my home. Behold, the stuffings In the the box. Box #1.
Maybe some of you are like "liek OMG! liek you listen to liek Jay Chou?". But of course, It's not my collection. It's my sister's. I rarely listen to this rather unsexy singer. I mean, I can barely hear what he's saying In his songs. It could be my amazingly excellently lousy Mandarin, but yeah, his pronunciation Is quite hard to Interpret, well some songs at least. Not all. Maybe 3/4. But you know, who am I to judge?
If only I could sell this off. Assuming each CD is about 40 bucks. These merchandise would easily give me like 400 butts. Easily.
Some of the above are albums, Karaoke VCD's, Soundtracks and stuff. I have absolutely no Idea why are there Karaoke VCD's. My sister sings? Beats me. But yeah, my sister Is a Jay Chou fan person guy.
Well, that's all for Box #1. There are more boxes to come. Or maybe not. I will see the circumstances, but anyways, If you're Interested In any of the stuff, please e-mail me.
I recently did my English Oral. My group consisting of Kenaidy and Nelson, did a Game Show called Who Wants To Win 5 Dollars. Basically I was the host and two contestants, Kenaidy and Nelson, had to answer five questions correctly to win, well the 5 Dollars. By posting this video, I'm practically committing e-suicide cause everyone will know how I look like but whatever. And yes, I sound a lot less gay, and look a lot better In real life. True that. Anyways, call It gay, sucky or something, this Is my group's English Oral Presentation, "Who Wants To Win 5 Dollars" . Enjoy. Believe me I don't sound that gay. Really.
And yeah, you may see this video from Nelson's blog or something, but I uploaded It, so I guess I have my right to post It also. Moreover, I'll provide an In-depth script that shows how much the whole act was altered. So yeah, we Improvised, a lot.
Original Context.
*Background music* Me:Welcome to Who Wants To Win 5 dollars. I’m Lau Ben Yu and I’ll be your host for today. Now, let us meet our two contestants. K :ello ello, I am Sir Wingding of Yorkshire. Pleased to meet you all, tallyho… N :Good Morning, My name’s Nelson and I will win the 5 dollars. You will feel my wrath Wingding. Fear me. K :Me fear you? Oh please. A peanut is even scarier than you. Me:Alrighty then, the rules are simple. First, each contestant is allowed 5 secs to answer each question.Second, you must follow first rule. Ok now..the grand prize is 5 dollars. Each correct answer brings one of you closer to that dream house you’ve always wanted. K :Well, how do I know that this isn’t just another scam ….like Deal Or No Deal? N :Yeah, Deal or No Deal sucks. Wheel Of Fortune is better. Me:Here’s the five dollars. I’m gonna keep it in my pockets for safekeeping. Any other questions? N :Can I ask something? Me:Go ahead. N :How many questions can we ask? Me:25 N :*about to ask* Me:OK! On to the show…*background music * K :Hold on.. I need to ask something. Me:Cannot.. K :You scumbag. N :Shut up. I really hate British people I tell you. Go drink some English tea or something. K :*oh no you di’nt* Me:Now, now. Enough with the hostility. Let us begin, shall we? *background music* Your 1st question is … what would happen to a fish if it fell into a river?? 5 secs on the clock. N :Hmm.. wouldn’t the fish swim? Me: WRONG! K :Well obviously the fish would be wet, am I right? Me:That is also incorrect. N :THEN TELL ME THE ANSWER! Me:No need to shout, the answer is.. the fish would drown.. K :I knew that… I’m just warming up. N :You’re really weird Sir Wingding…not to mention stupid. Me:Yes he is… and so are you. On to the 2nd question. Ready? This is a tough one. What colour is the White House? 5 secs… N :Let me think… If It’s called the White House, wouldn’t it be white? Me:That is wrong N :WHAT THE HECK? K :I believe It Is BLUE! Me:It is actually a lightest shade of black. N :I demand a recount! K :STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!! You know it’s almost impossible to answer those kinda questions with only 5 seconds…. I need 1 more second! N :1 more? No no no I want two. Me:Why not? 2 more seconds it is.. K :Cheers *touches Nelson’s shoulders* N :Stop touching me…. I’ll kill you. Me:Now then, the 3rd question. For this, you will have to complete this sentence. Mary had a little _________ ? K :I don’t know? Kim Chin? N :BROTHER Me:You two are idiots. Of course Mary had a little lamb. Moving on, your 4th question, again complete the sentence “He likes to eat, Fish and________” ? 7 secs… K :Indians *at the same time* N :Indians*at the same time* Me:So very close, Fish and Chips. Since none of you got a single question correct, this next one will determine who wins the 5 dollars. K :So whoever answers this question correctly wins the money? Me:But of course. N :Stop wasting time you racist. I need the money. I got a whole family to raise. K :I don’t think that’s possible, CAUSE IM GONNA WIN IT! N :OH YEAH?!? K :YEAH?!? N :OH YEAH?!?!? K :YEAH?!?! N :OH YEAH!?!? Me:*slaps face* Please, I doubt any of you can win It. But anyways, your 5th and final question Is… why did the chicken cross the road? 7 secs K :Well, was it because It was Indian? N :I know. It was because It wanted to get to the other side. Me:Ohhh… close, but not close enough. It was because it was gay. Terribly sorry but none of you get the 5 dollars. K :Fiddlesticks! I should have known chickens were homo. N : You scammer! Me:Well that’s all for this show. Tune in next time when we play, Who Wants To Win 5 Dollars! N :*provokes Sir Wingding and fights* K :*fights Nelson*
As you can see we didn't really follow the actual script.
Elmo from Sesame Street. Who wouldn't recognize this famous character. Some say he's cute, adorable, loving and so on. Elmo earned a reputation by being one of the main characters of the show. Red, furry and small, he was Ideal for a kids show. Elmo has many traits that young kids can look up to him for. That's why rarely can you see a little kid not knowing who's Elmo. Heck, even adults know him.
I really don't know who's the blue guy.
But this doesn't mean Elmo here's perfect. For Instances, McElmo here refers himself to the third person. Who actually does that? You don't refer yourself with your own name now do you? And his laugh, his devious laugh. Despicable. Maybe some of you are thinking? What's your damn point? Well I will be unveiling the truth about Elmo. The dark truth that will make your pants drop twice, or even more.
Elmo's name Is just an encrypted message that hides the fact that's he Is Emo. Elmo - l = Emo. Coincidence? I think not. Why do you think he's so furry, red and has an orange nose. He's the epitome of emotional disorder. Not convinced? The pictures below are solid proof of King Elmo's real self.
As you can see, the Elmo on the left Is the fake, happy and smiling Elmo. On the right Is the actual Elmo who slits his wrists, wears Gothic clothing and has hair covering one side of his face. Holding a knife on his left hand, King Elmo relieves his pain by making himself bleed. How typical of him to do so. And Elmo's so emo, he doesn't even wear pants. Being King Elmo, he roams Into the restrooms of buildings, searching and scouting for new accomplices, who maybe In the loo.
Further proof can be found In this video. Tickle Me Elmo Is a popular toy. Tickle Me Emo Is the next best thing.
And yes, he Is wearing pants. I guess he likes to go commando at times. It's not my fault I can't predict whether Elmo wears pants or not. That's like predicting the weather. I certainly can't predict the weather, moreover Elmo's pants.
So don't be fooled by this deceiving character. Especially when or If you are watching Sesame Street, be sure to look out for his crown and his hypothetical pants that he Is not wearing. The world Is a dark place. It's even darker with the presence of King Elmo, the Emo King.
Before I end the post, I have to say,
Cookie Monster > Elmo. Cause Cookie Monster Is teh bomb... and likes cookies... and Is a monster. So screw you Elmo fans. Cookie Monster Is so much cooler.
Ichi Rittoru no Namida or 1 Litre of Tears in English. I watched the series about a week ago. And It's still so very fresh In my mind. But exactly what kind of show is this? With the title 1 Litre of Tears, It's very clear that It's a sad one. And It Is. It aired In Japan In 2005. Three years and I only knew about this show like a month ago. Why all the fuss? Because this show Is worth your time and money and more of your time ... and ... money. But seriously, the show Is worth the watch. Take It from me, I'm no less of a drama fan than a fat guy but this drama In particular made me watch till the end.
Basically the story's about this 15 year old girl, Aya Ikeuchi, who somehow developed an Incurable disease called Spinocerebellar Degeneration/Ataxia. Imagine, a 15 year old, diagnosed with such a disease. The disease progresses slowly, first having difficulties to walk and talk. Then up to a stage where the body can't move that freely and walking and talking Is virtually Impossible. Despite that, Aya didn't give up her life, Instead enjoying every single minute of her life to the fullest, writing a diary of her with the disease till the age of 25, when she passed.
As you can see, the girl In the wheelchair Is Aya. Surrounding her (clockwise) is Rika, Hiro, Ako, Haruto, and her parents, Shioka and Mizuo. Haruto happened to be the love Interest of Aya. The dude can really cry and act.
It didn't help that the drama was based on a real life story of Aya Kitou. It made It even more heartbreaking. The cast selection was top notch. Having a Erika Sawajiri as the role of Aya was like Icing on the cake. Her role made the show even more tear dropping. I mean, you wouldn't want to see a pretty girl suffering now would you? There are 11 episodes all together. Episode 1 till 10 was fine, nothing too sad, but during the last episode, 11, I honestly say It made me jerked tears. No kidding. It was damn sad.
The diary.
The music choice was perfect, It fitted the scenes so well, I could almost cry just listening to the songs. Okay not really, but It was really good. Very good Indeed. It suits the series excellently, Only Human by K, Konayuki and Sangatsu Kokonoka by Remioromen. Inspiring would be best said about the songs. They never fail to remind me about Aya and her struggle to live and blend In Into society, especially during the scenes In which Konayuki is played in piano. Those scenes will trigger your tear duct to release your tears. True that.
1 Litre of Tears Is a heartwarming and touching drama. The show may even change your view on life. It's just so beautiful. I don't know how else to describe It. It really shows the Importance of human life and how lucky we are just to live. Long story short, just watch It. Download It or watch It from some website or whatever. But watch It.
Alright, today's Thursday. And It's Vamlumtimes Day. This year, nothing's changed from last year. Gifts and stuff are given to even the slightest of good looking females. I mean, would It kill you girls to give boxes of chocolates, flowers and stuff to us guys? What a sexist occasion this Is. I'll not elaborate about today cause If I do, that will lower Kenaidy's self esteem. But anyways, this year I have discovered the real reason why do I not receive my buckets of presents, and for this I shall explain It In this simple theory I have thought of.
My theories are world class. Especially In physics. True that.
The ladies don't have the guts to express their love In me. I don't blame them. I'd be too overwhelming to them anyways. But yeah, do have a joyous Vamlumtimes, cause Vamlumtimes is serious times and don't feel sad If you're not loved, at least you have your mom... and dad... and Insurance.
Wat tha wiggaz? The New York Giants beat tha New England Patriots In Supa Bizzowl XLII. Seriously yo, what tha wiggaz? I made a poser that If tha Patriots lost, me n mah gang would have ta go out witout our boxaz, which will show our biatches If you know wat I'm hatin' n shit. We're not rapping small, but big and cant no hood with death row. Our bona would totally be seen. Dem ain't trippin. So we went ta tha store ta buy some more bread. And guess what? Instead of dem white kids we met some azn kids . Death row 187 4 life. And they cracked a joke bout mah bonah, rhymin' baller I had a Wii. I said yes n they laughed. Those crackheezees thought It was funny ta add a Wii n a ner which Is Playa. Dem azn kids think its funny ta say wiena? Suck retards biatches and cant no hood with death row. It ain't funny ta say hustla in tha dogg pound. If dem azn's said penors I would understand. But nay, dem crackerz get jizzy and horny over Pokeman especially Pikachu, them yellow biatches like a motha sucka. Them azn kids would like see'n Pokeman pr0n. Sick bastards . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. Pokemon ain't hatin' , betta check yo self. Digimon Is, you dig crackheezees? Dem azn kids tizzy left. Me n mah gang went motherf'n shizzle. Slap your mutha f'n self. It was dark so we couldn't see that clearly wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. We managed ta catch up ta dem azn people ta help you tap dat ass. It was then I realised that I was actually naked on mah bed wit a bona, jus' chill'in. Them azn kids be nigg menz. Even though dem azn is azn. Fho Shizzle.
Developer: Infinity Ward Publisher: Activision Release Date: 6 November 2007 Series: Call Of Duty
I don't really play First Person Shooter games, but when a FPS game that meets the requirements of my PC Is released and the game has gotten very positive reviews, I will buy that game. In this case, Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Though It came out about two months ago, theres no question about the quality of this masterpiece of a game. Sure "It's just a game man, get a life and go out or something" , and that's when all you skeptics are so very wrong.
I have mentioned COD 4 to a few people, and they said what? "Wtf is COD 4?" I mean, Is It so hard to get some recognition over a well made videogame? Only true videogame players will know what Is COD4 and how awesome It really Is. Seriously the game Is like an epic win for Infinity Ward. All the major review sites gave this game at least a 9.0/10, 90%/100% and a 5/5. I've never really played the Call Of Duty franchise cause I never really had the PC that Is required, but now I do. The previous COD's were In World War II but In COD 4, as you might have guessed from the title, It's set In modern times. The present.
I've played the Singleplayer Campaign finished and I have to say, the story/plot Is better than most RPG's (Role Playing Game) which are games with strong storylines. You play as two people, Sergeant Soap Mactavish and Sergeant Paul Jackson. Soap's from the British SAS (Special Air Service) while Jackson's from the USMC (United States Marine Corps). You also get to play a gunship pilot but the main characters are Soap and Jackson. There's this Middle Eastern dude named Al-Asad and this Russian guy named Imran Zakhaev. These two baddies are the main villains In the game. More like 40% Al-Asad and 60% Zakhaev. You'll know why when you play the game.
Altogether there's three arcs. And each arc has like 4-5 missions. But you'll start at the Prologue where Soap Is first Introduced and stuff. Each mission Is absolutely smesifying. Intense action, Intuitive controls, real life physics and most Importantly, the arsenal. You've got your AK 47's, Modified AK 47's, RPD's, M21's, M4A1's, G3's, Dragunov's, C4's, Flash bangs, Grenade Launchers and so much more. You'll find even more weapons In Multiplayer. So what do you get from COD 4?
Excellent gameplay+ Beautiful Graphics+ Intuitive Controls+ Intense Action+ Wide selection of artillery= Teh Awesomeness.
How awesome? So awesome that you'll cream your pants every time you play the game. And you would have to change your pants every hour for your pants are so creamed they melt thus leaving your bottom half nude.
Anyways, to express this pants creaming experience, I'll show screenshots, and lots of them.
There are a lot of strange band names that have already weird'd me out. I mean, It's not like Its that hard to name a band/music group or something right? Totally wrong man. It's a wonder how some band names exist. You just need like a word to three words to create one. Simplicity Is the key. Bands with more than three words In their name have the risk of sounding bad or good. So It's probably better to stick with simple words. So let us start with weird/bad band names now shall we?. The band's music Is not necessarily weird/bad, but the name sure Is. Trust me on this.
Okay here goes.
Weird/ Bad Band Names.
1. Butthole Surfers (Bad)
Seriously? That's the best they could think of?
Band Member 1 : Hmm... what should we name our band? Band Member 2 : I don't know. Band Member 1 : Hey, why not we name our band the Surfers? Eh? Band Member 2 : Nah, sounds too cheap. Why not... the Butthole Surfers? Since we love surfing and enjoy looking at butts with their holes, I mean why not? Band Member 1 : Genius, pure genius.
I'm sure that's how they got the name.
2. Test Icicles (Bad+Weird)
Test + Icicles = Testicicles. Testicicles sound like testicles.
Imagine someone saying testicles Instead of "Test Icicles"
"Hey Joe, wanna go to the Testicles, In concert? I've got two tickets" "Testicles? Porno? I'M SO IN" "Uh, no the band, Testicles" "Your balls play music?" "Ah never mind"
Smart.
3. Meat Loaf (Weird)
Alright Meat Loaf Isn't really a band but a guy. But a musician nonetheless.
Real Name: Marvin Lee Aday Date of Birth: September 27, 1947 Occupation: Singer, lead singer of The Neverland Express Favourite Food: Presumably meatloaf.
It'll be Ironic If he hates meatloaf or something.
4. Mando Diao (Really Weird)
Strangely, this rock band Is from Sweden. The name sounds like It was done by some 12 year old Malaysian kid. It sounds like mandul diao. Sure mandul diao doesn't sound that weird unless you're a Malaysian like me. People here speak as If their language was jumbled pieces of crap which Is using the three main languages here, Malay + Chinese + English. So therefore...
Why would you name your band Deaf Leopard and spell It as Def Leppard? Doesn't make sense. If you want It to be Deaf Leopard, then name It Deaf Leopard, not Def Leppard. Really people back then had bad taste In band naming. Freaks from the 80's with their mullets and guitar breaking and such. But yeah, though their name reeks of failure, their music Is pretty good.
But yeah It's better than the Butthole Surfers so they're not the worst In band naming.
